Sassy

Ah, 3 year olds. Over the 4th of July weekend, I probably had my best Madeline showdown to date... It was a perfect storm really - when Mommy's deliberate decision to get tougher on discipline collides with the sheer will of a 3 year old over none other than the dreaded nap time.

Mommy: Madeline. It's time to go to bed. {Moving into position 3 inches from her face.} Madeline. Don't make me angry.
Madeline: {Maintaining impressive 3" distance.} Mommy. Don't make me nervous.

WHAT?? Did she really just say that? It took all of the strength I had not to fall apart laughing. But, I did it. I maintained my cool.

Mommy: Madeline. Lay down on your pillow.
Madeline: {Laying down and putting her hands behind her head.} Okay! I got it!

What a stinker!